Why Aliens Will Never Visit Earth
The reason why aliens will never visit Earth is simple: it's just too boring here. Sure, there are a few interesting things to see, like the Great Wall of China and the Grand Canyon, but let's face it - Earth …
The Mischievous Zorgons and Their Adventures in Doughnut World
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Area man discovers hidden talent for solving complex math equations while in a coma
After years of struggling with math in school and at work, John Doe finally found success in the most unlikely of places: a coma. The 32-year-old IT specialist from Nowhereville shocked the scientific community when he began solving complex math …
Zogon's Wacky World of Podcasting: Where Absurdity Reigns Supreme
As the popularity of podcasts continues to grow, we here at Zogon have decided to jump on the bandwagon and start our own show. But rather than discussing the latest news or offering insightful analysis, we've decided to take a …
Alien Visitors Share Their Thoughts on Earthlings
Recently, a group of aliens from the planet Zogon visited Earth, and they shared their thoughts on the strange beings they encountered here exclusively with our “Intergalactic Press Wing”.
Marijuana Legalization in Celestia: A Big Win for Criminals and Drug Dealers
Residents of Celestia are celebrating the recent legalization of marijuana, but little do they know, they've just handed a big victory to criminals and drug dealers.
What is status of Alien Research as of 2022?
The status of alien research in 2022 is likely to be one of intense curiosity and speculation. Many scientists and researchers are likely to be studying the possibility of extraterrestrial life and trying to find evidence of it, either through …
Why do aliens exclusively visit America only?
Aliens from far-off galaxies are drawn to America for a variety of reasons. Aliens from distant planets are drawn to America for many reasons, including its unique culture, its diverse landscape, and its fascination with technology.
40 Best Funny Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. Mark Twain
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The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.