Man Drives 10 Lakh Miles in Car for Entire Lifetime, Gets Rewarded with Another Car He'll Never Use
In a world where cars are often considered disposable, one man has defied the odds by driving the same car for his entire lifetime.
Money Can Buy Happiness: A Satirical Take on the Age-Old Debate
Thanks to this groundbreaking research, we finally have a definitive answer to the question: yes, money can indeed buy happiness. And not just a little bit of happiness, mind you, but a whole lot of it.
Scientists Confirm that Water is Wet and the Sky is Blue. Shocking!
As for the sky being blue, well, that one seems pretty obvious. But leave it to science to confirm what our eyes have been telling us all along.
Tech Company Invents Solution for a Nonexistent Problem, World Braces Itself
So, the next time a tech company announces a revolutionary product that solves a problem you never knew you had, take a step back and ask yourself - do I really need this? Or am I just falling for another …
Apple Releases New iPhone Model That's Just a Brick with an Apple Logo on It
The new iPhone, called the iBrick, has no screen, no buttons, and no battery. It's literally just a brick with an Apple logo on it. But according to Apple, that's all you need.
Startup Creates Smart Toaster That Judges You Based on Your Bread Choices
Well, a new startup has the solution for you - a smart toaster that judges you based on your bread choices!
Grammar Police Take Over Twitter: Leading Accounts Hacked by Grammar Enthusiasts
In a surprising turn of events, Twitter was taken over by a group of grammar enthusiasts who hacked the accounts of several prominent personalities.
Why Aliens Will Never Visit Earth
The reason why aliens will never visit Earth is simple: it's just too boring here. Sure, there are a few interesting things to see, like the Great Wall of China and the Grand Canyon, but let's face it - Earth …
The Mischievous Zorgons and Their Adventures in Doughnut World
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Area man discovers hidden talent for solving complex math equations while in a coma
After years of struggling with math in school and at work, John Doe finally found success in the most unlikely of places: a coma. The 32-year-old IT specialist from Nowhereville shocked the scientific community when he began solving complex math …
Zogon's Wacky World of Podcasting: Where Absurdity Reigns Supreme
As the popularity of podcasts continues to grow, we here at Zogon have decided to jump on the bandwagon and start our own show. But rather than discussing the latest news or offering insightful analysis, we've decided to take a …
Alien Visitors Share Their Thoughts on Earthlings
Recently, a group of aliens from the planet Zogon visited Earth, and they shared their thoughts on the strange beings they encountered here exclusively with our “Intergalactic Press Wing”.
Marijuana Legalization in Celestia: A Big Win for Criminals and Drug Dealers
Residents of Celestia are celebrating the recent legalization of marijuana, but little do they know, they've just handed a big victory to criminals and drug dealers.
What is status of Alien Research as of 2022?
The status of alien research in 2022 is likely to be one of intense curiosity and speculation. Many scientists and researchers are likely to be studying the possibility of extraterrestrial life and trying to find evidence of it, either through …
Why do aliens exclusively visit America only?
Aliens from far-off galaxies are drawn to America for a variety of reasons. Aliens from distant planets are drawn to America for many reasons, including its unique culture, its diverse landscape, and its fascination with technology.
40 Best Funny Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day
You must not think that a satiric style allows for scandalous and brutish words; the better sort abhors scurrility.
40 Funny Quotes & Sayings for a Good Laugh
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.