Are you tired of feeling like your toaster just isn't giving you the feedback you need in the morning? Well, a new startup has the solution for you - a smart toaster that judges you based on your bread choices!

The company behind the toaster, ToastTech, believes that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and that your toaster should do more than just toast your bread. "We wanted to create a toaster that would help people make better breakfast choices, and give them feedback on their toast game," said ToastTech CEO, John.

So how does this smart toaster work? It's simple - just pop in your bread, and the toaster's AI system will analyze the type of bread you're using and give you a rating based on its healthiness and taste. If you're using whole grain bread, you'll get a high score and a "thumbs up" from the toaster. But if you're using white bread, expect a low score and a judgmental look from your appliance.

But that's not all - the toaster also tracks your breakfast habits over time, and provides personalized feedback on how you can improve your breakfast choices. "If you're using too much butter, the toaster will remind you to cut back. And if you're not eating enough protein, it will suggest adding an egg to your breakfast," said John.

Of course, some people are concerned that the toaster's judgmental nature could lead to breakfast anxiety and shame. But John isn't worried. "We're just trying to help people make healthier choices. And if a little tough love from their toaster is what it takes, then so be it."

But as the smart toaster becomes more popular, some people are starting to question whether we really need an appliance to judge our breakfast choices. "It's just another example of how technology is invading every aspect of our lives," said breakfast enthusiast, Mark. "Can't we just enjoy our toast without being judged?"

Despite the criticisms, ToastTech continues to market their smart toaster as the ultimate breakfast companion. "It's like having a personal nutritionist in your kitchen," said John. "And who wouldn't want that?"

As for the future of smart toasters, ToastTech says they're already working on new features, like a toaster that can detect your mood and suggest breakfast options based on how you're feeling. "If you're feeling down, maybe a cinnamon raisin bagel will cheer you up," said John.

Only time will tell if smart toasters will become a breakfast staple. But one thing's for sure - if you're looking for an appliance to judge your breakfast choices, ToastTech has you covered.