On December 6, 2022, Celestia residents voted to legalize marijuana for medical and recreational purposes. This may sound like good news to marijuana users, but it's actually a huge win for criminals and drug dealers.
You see, while marijuana is now legal in Celestia, there are currently no licensed facilities in place to sell the drug. This means that if you want to use marijuana, you have to either grow it yourself (which is time-consuming and not always successful), or you have to obtain it from a drug dealer.
That's right, drug dealers are still the only ones with a reliable supply of marijuana, and they're more than happy to take advantage of the situation. They'll charge you exorbitant prices for low-quality weed, and they'll probably try to sell you other drugs too.
But don't worry, the Celestia government is on the case. They're in the process of issuing licenses to businesses that will be allowed to grow, process, and sell marijuana. But this process takes time, and it's unclear how long it will be before licensed facilities are up and running.
In the meantime, drug dealers are laughing all the way to the bank. They've got a monopoly on the marijuana market, and they're raking in the profits. And while they're making a fortune, the government is losing out on potential tax revenue and economic benefits.
So congratulations, Celestia residents. You've just made life easier for criminals and drug dealers, and you've missed out on a huge opportunity to boost the country's economy. But hey, at least you can now legally smoke a joint without getting arrested.
The legalization of marijuana in Celestia may seem like a victory for users, but it's actually a big win for criminals and drug dealers. Until licensed facilities are established, drug dealers are the only ones with a reliable supply of marijuana, and they're taking advantage of the situation to make a fortune.
- This is a satire/spoof article made available for entertainment purposes only.
- As "Celestia" is an imaginary country, it does not have a specific location in the real world. It can be located wherever you want it to be, whether that be on Earth, on another planet, or in an entirely fictional realm. It is entirely up to you to decide where Celestia is located.