40 Most Refreshingly Funny Quotes To Lighten Up Your Mood

40 Most Refreshingly Funny Quotes To Lighten Up Your Mood

The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.

  1. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

  2. Don’t confuse a smile with someone baring teeth.

  3. It is not our abilities that show what we truly are…it is our choices. Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  4. All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.  

  5. I like sleeping because it’s like being dead without the commitment.

  6. They say ignorance is bliss but I find yours rather disturbing.

  7. Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. Molly Ivins

  8. An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Robert Oppenheimer

  9. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant

  10. My favorite party trick is not going.

  11. Satire is at once the most agreeable and most dangerous of mental qualities. It always pleases when it is refined, but we always fear those who use it too much; yet satire should be allowed when unmixed with spite, and when the person satirized can join in the satire. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  12. I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

  13. People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Robin Williams

  14. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey

  15. I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it. Mary Karr

  16. The best revenge is massive success. Frank Sinatra

  17. During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

  18. An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.

  19. Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. Billie Burke

  20. Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. Sam Walton

  21. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

  22. The bigger your family, the bigger your problems.

  23. The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any. Alice Walker

  24. When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work.

  25. Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first. Good Will Hunting

  26. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. Frank Zappa

  27. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Sam Levenson

  28. The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst. Marge Kennedy

  29. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway. Joey Adams

  30. I’ll always cherish the original misconception I had of you.

  31. I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

  32. Teenagers, are you tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job, and pay your own bills–while you still know everything. John Hinde

  33. The time you realize your kids are in bed and have been watching The Disney channel for the past hour by yourself.

  34.  My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana. Rose (Betty White)

  35. There’s someone for everyone and that person for you is a psychiatrist.

  36. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Dr. Seuss

  37. I never wanted to do political satire because it seems too surface to me. Tracey Ullman

  38. Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. Michael Levine

  39. I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster.

  40. Do one thing every day that scares you. Eleanor Roosevelt