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You must not think that a satiric style allows for scandalous and brutish words; the better sort abhors scurrility.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
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Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. Mark Twain
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The informality of family life is a blessed condition that allows us all to become our best while looking our worst.
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
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Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning I want to do your job, too.
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It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. A sense of humor can save you.
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There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry toward religious beliefs… begin. Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
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Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars and makes people smile.
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We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when you’re cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police. Quite a thoughtful thought.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.